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Sunday, November 7, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Poll: Rand Paul Surges Ahead of Palin Among Voters Who Describe Themselves as Morons
Key Constituency for Two Hopefuls
In the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, 42% preferred Paul, 36% preferred Palin, and the remaining 22% were unsure what the word “prefer” meant.
According to Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll for the University of Minnesota, Paul’s surging popularity among morons is bad news for Palin, who previously had a lock on that important constituency.
“I never thought I’d say this, but if Palin is going to stay competitive with Paul, she’s going to have to start dumbing down her message.” More here.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck are the perfect couple to lead our great country! Forget Carrie Prejean and all the others - these are the two for us! It's time for everyone to start Going Rogue!
Posted by Chicken Little.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Blago's legal problems may prevent him from being a viable candidate - since Hilary put 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling, why not go all the way? Carrie and Sarah will carry the day in 2012!
From the Borowitz Report, 14 May 2009:
Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelations: Beauty Queens Prefigure End of Days
Just hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin voiced her support for embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, Biblical scholars noted that the alliance between the former and present beauty queens is prophesied in the Holy Scriptures.
While many observers have called the Palin-Prejean link-up predictable, few suspected that it was in fact predicted in The Book of Revelations.
"The unholy alliance between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean is explicitly stated in the Book of Revelations as a harbinger of the End of Days," said the reverend Dr. Davis Logsdon, Dean of the University of Minnesota's School of Divinity. "They're right in there, after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."
But Dr. Logsdon was quick to point out that the first person to notice the Palin-Prejean reference in the Bible's book of prophecy was actually the sixteenth-century seer Nostradamus, legendary for his predictive powers.
According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts."
When asked whether the alliance between Gov. Palin and Miss California means that the world is about to end, Dr. Logsdon was unequivocal: "That would be the best-case scenario."
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich defended Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin's executive experience as a first-term governor of Alaska and urged Democrats to change their line of attack against her.
"I would hope the Democrats wouldn't say that about a governor. ... Governors make decisions, and I think it's a tactical mistake for the Democrats to question Gov. Palin's experience when she's been a governor of a state," he said. "I don't think the size of the state is relevant. It's the kinds of decisions you have to make as governor. They (Democrats) should focus on the issues and why the policies of President Bush ought to be changed and I think that's what will help Obama win."
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Sarah Palin and Rod Blagojevich running together in the 2012 Presidential race will save the comedy industry from financial ruin. Please help save SNL, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Andy Borowitz, Countdown, Rachel Maddow, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel and all the other comics who depend on clowns like these for their material.